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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life lyrics
Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical manAnd his wifes a touch skeptical, too.They've got one of those stickersIn the back of their van; it says:We've seen the prices at the zoo.Well today I knocked upon their doorAnd said that I was passing,And charlie launched a scathing attack.When I asked him what I'd done, he said"You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"Went to Dali's party; it was fancy dress.I just stuck an apple in my face.I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.He said "Hi there boys!Like I'm sorry I'm late!But I was getting done upAs a mobile thrash acetate!"Me, I got boredSo I went home,Got into bed,And came to the conclusion...There is nothing better in lifeThan writing on the sole of your slipper with a BirolThere is nothing better in lifeThan writing on the sole of your slipper with a BiroThere is nothing better in lifeThan writing on the sole of your slipper with a BiroThere is nothing better in lifeThan writing on the sole of your slipper with a BiroOn a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub.
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